Part One "They're always looking for referees at the rink."
Part Two "That city was founded by sailors and prostitutes!"
Part Three "It's the Dartmouth ferry for you, my dear."
Part Four "So everybody's single."
Part Five "For a northern people you Canadians don't dress so smart."
Part Six "You can't have a league with only two teams."
Part Seven "I read about it in a book!"
Part Eight "Score one for Team Zebra."
Part Nine "I guess that depends on what your definition of 'is' is."
Part Ten "Rules are like sticks, Agnes."
Part Eleven "People have broken their legs by skating on coins!"
Part Twelve "The bitterer the better."