

I think I've got it figured out. Dune is an allegory of Scottish football. Scotland is Arrakis, do you see? Television revenue is the Spice. Rangers fans are the Fremen. The SFA is the Bene Gesserit. Craig Whyte is Sting. Doesn't that clarify things?
Hm. Perhaps the global financial crisis of 2008 is a better analogy. Are Rangers too big to fail?
Morton meet amateur side Gourock Thistle this evening in the semi-final of the Renfrewshire Cup. Last week St Mirren defeated Carlton YMCA 10 - 0 to earn a berth in the final in July. [Morton 3 - 1 Gourock Thistle. Not quite 10 - 0.]
The SPL is in action today. Dunfermline must beat Inverness CT and hope that Aberdeen beat Hibs, if the Pars are serious about avoiding relegation. [Pars draw, but Hibs win.]