The Staggies wander into Cappielow Park today for their third league match against Morton. I seriously need a topic of discussion.
Oh but, Douglas, why don't you ever talk about the players?
I did plan to write about the players through this quarter of the season, but whenever I started to do the research the first articles I'd run up against were news stories about court appearances, which kind of put me off. Maybe in the last quarter.
So instead, today, the league history of Morton versus Ross County.
Ross County have only been in the league since 1994, and were obliged to start in the Third Division. They entered Division Two in 1999 and Division One the next year, where they have spent most of the time since.
Morton meanwhile were trending in the opposite direction, spending most of the Nineties in Division One, and then rapidly falling to Divisions Two and Three, before recovering lately.
Their paths crossed in 2000-01 in the First Division, when Ross County finished sixth and Morton ninth. Ross County won three of four and outscored Morton 7 to 3. Morton were relegated and Ross County continued in the First Divison, finishing as high as fourth twice.
In 2007 Ross County fell from the First Division just as Morton were promoted so they missed each other.
2008-09 found both clubs in the First Division. Morton finished sixth and Ross County eighth. Ross County won two games, Morton one, and there was a draw. Ross County outscored Morton 7 to 3 again. And they knocked Morton out of the Scottish Challenge Cup.
Last season Ross County finished fifth and Morton eighth. It was a good year for Ross County, highlighted by a Scottish Cup final. The Staggies won three against Morton with one draw. They outscored Morton 7 to 3 again, and knocked them out of the Scottish Challenge Cup again.
So far this season two clubs have tied twice ... and Ross County have knocked Morton out of the Scottish Challenge Cup.
[And Morton come from behind to win, 2 - 1! They don't move up because Partick also won, but they now have a goal difference in positive numbers.]