Few people are aware that "Partick" was the medieval name for that branch of physics concerned with the study of sub-atomic particles.
All right. That was a lie. It's widely known.
In the fourteenth century scholars came from across Europe to use Glasgow University's partickle accelerator, which doubled as a bread oven. Here is the periodic table of biscuits.
Of the two clubs, Greenock Morton and Partick Thistle, which is the more illustrious? Both joined the Scottish Football League in 1893 but neither has been Scottish champion. Each has won the Scottish Cup once, in the 1920s.
What about the Scottish League Cup? Partick won it in 1972, and were runners up in 1954, 1957 and 1959. Morton were runners up in 1964. With regard to Scottish League Cup success, Partick is more illustrious.
Partick beat Glentoran in the first round of the 1963-64 Inter-Cities Fairs Cup, then lost to Spartak Brno. Morton were invited to the 1968-69 Inter-Cities Fairs Cup, where they lost 9 - 3 to Chelsea in the first round. Partick were invited to the EUFA Cup 1972-73, where they lost 4 - 0 in the first round to Budapest Honvéd. In Europe Partick is more illustrious than Morton.
Years in the top division. Partick 81, Morton 64. For years in the top division Partick is more illustrious.
And so to conclude, Partick is more illustrious.
Currently Partick sit fifth with 24 points and a -2 goal differential. Morton are sixth with 24 points and a -3 goal differential. They play today!
[And Morton win! They move past Partick into fifth! And of course Dundee win! They can't seem to lose! And of course Morton play Dundee Saturday!]