Plenty of Nothing

Eurydice

Eurydice was constructed at Robert Steele and Co. in Greenock in 1874, and sailed the world, as attested by the quantity of photos of her housed in Australian archives. A Norwegian company bought the ship in 1896 and changed her name to Maren. She was broken up in 1914. Source. Also.

Morton visit Methil for their Scottish Cup third round tie against East Fife. The last time these two clubs met was in round four of the 2018-19 Scottish Cup, and East Fife won. Winner today advances to the final 16.

Eight League One clubs have made it to this round, but only six Championship sides. The missing four have league matches today, so no one has nothing to do.

East Fife have had a busy week. They played league matches on Saturday (a draw), Tuesday (a loss) and Thursday (a win).

If East Fife finish fourth in League One and Morton finish ninth in the Championship they'll meet again in the playoffs.

[East Fife 1 - 2 Morton. Morton goals by McGinty and Muirhead.]

Developments:

The Lowland League admits that their season is over and have declared Kelty Hearts champion based on points per game. The Highland League won't restart either, and have designated Brora Rangers as their pyramid playoff representative. Brora only played three league matches, but did knock Heart of Midlothian out of the Scottish Cup.

Kelty Hearts in the Lowland League:

2020-21    13    12    0    1    40      4    +36    36    2.77    1st

2019-20    25    22    2    1    95    17    +78    68    2.72    1st

2018-19    28    16    6    6    61    32    +29    54               3rd

The South of Scotland League has declared its 2020-21 season null and void. The East of Scotland League will decide what to do next week. If they choose a league champion based on points per game then the title ought to go to second-place Jeanfield Swifts who have 23 points in 9 games (2.56 ppg) rather than first-place Tranent Juniors who have 28 in 12 (2.33 ppg).

The East Region clubs of the SJFA have endorsed the formation of a Midlands League to occupy tier six of the Scottish pyramid below the Highland League.

Queen's Park will play the rest of this season's home fixtures at Falkirk Stadium.

Edinburgh City will move into the newly refurbished Meadowbank Stadium next season. They have been sharing Ainslie Park with the Spartans.

Other Scottish Cup matches:

Ross County 1 - 3 Inverness CT (yesterday)

ICT also won both previous iterations of this Scottish Cup Highland derby.

Brora Rangers [1 - 3] Stranraer

These two met in 2017 and Brora won.

Dundee United [2 - 1] Partick Thistle

Partick have six wins, all of them 1960 or before. United have three wins, all of them 1980 or after.

Stenhousemuir [0 - 4] Kilmarnock

These two have been drawn together twice before, and Killie won both times.

Forfar Athletic [2 - 2] Edinburgh City [Forfar win on PK.]

They met in 2016 and City won.

Livingston [2 - 1] Raith Rovers

These two met last year and Livi won.

Celtic [3 - 0] Falkirk

Falkirk have won the last two times.

Dumbarton [0 - 1] Aberdeen

Dumbarton have not had a win against Aberdeen since 1920.

Hamilton Academical [0 - 3] St Mirren

Accies are ahead four wins to three.

Dundee [0 - 1] St Johnstone

St Johnstone have only ever knocked out Dundee once.

Ayr United [0 - 1] Clyde

Clyde are ahead four wins to two.

Formartine [0 - 5] Motherwell

If Formartine can beat Motherwell it will upset Brora's Hearts upset.

Fraserburgh [2 - 4] Montrose

Fraserburgh won the last time these two met in the Scottish Cup.

Rangers [4 - 0] Cove Rangers (tomorrow)

First meeting ever.

Queen of the South [1 - 3] Hibs (Monday)

These two have only met once before, and Hibs won.

Championship matches:

Raith Rovers 5 - 1 Dunfermline (March 30)

Teams that Raith have shown five fingers this season: QoS, Morton, Alloa and now the Pars.

Dunfermline [0 - 0] Heart of Midlothian

Hearts are winless in three. Dunfermline have lost four in a row.

Arbroath [2 - 1] Alloa

This is a huge game for both sides, and for eighth-place Morton too. A win for Alloa would bring tenth place within four points of Morton's position. A win for Arbroath could drop Morton into ninth place, depending on the score.

Ayr United vs Dundee (postponed)

Queen of the South vs Raith Rovers (postponed)

Morton vs Inverness CT (postponed)

Other matches:

Peterhead 0 - 2 Clyde (March 30)

East Fife 1 - 0 Clyde (April 1)

J2: Tokyo Verdy [2 - 1] Mito HollyHock (tomorrow)

JFL: FC Kariya [0 - 1] Maruyasu Okazaki (tomorrow)

Cobh Ramblers [0 - 4] UCD

Luxembourg: Progrès Niederkorn 2 - 0 Racing (March 31)

Union Titus vs Progrès Niederkorn (Monday)

3.Liga: SV Wehen Wiesbaden  2 - 2  1.FC Saarbrücken

Swiss Challenge League: Winterthur 0 - 1 Chiasso

Pohang Steelers 0 - 0 Daegu (yesterday)

Bolivia: Independiente Petrolero [2 - 2] The Strongest (tomorrow)

The start of the Ykkönen has been put off till May 5th.

Other postponed matches:

SWF Championship South: Airdrie vs Morton

The South Challenge Cup Round Five would have been this weekend.

Aomori prefectural championship, round two (tomorrow):

Match No. 5: Dogizaka [0 - 3] Hachinohe Gakuin University

Match No. 6: Blancdieu Hirosaki [1 - 5] Aomori University

涙涙涙

Which current SPFL clubs have never had to think about making the split?

Alloa, Arbroath, Ayr United, Morton, Queen of the South, Raith Rovers.

Which other lower league clubs have Rangers played since they came up from the Championship? And who scored on them?

2020/11/29    Falkirk 0 - 4 Rangers                LCup R2

2020/1/17      Rangers 2 - 0 Stranraer           SCup R4

2019/8/18      East Fife 0 - 3 Rangers            LCup R2

2019/1/30      Cowdenbeath 1 - 3 Rangers    SCup R4    David Cox

2018/9/26      Rangers 4 - 0 Ayr United          LCup QF

2018/3/4        Rangers 4 - 1 Falkirk                SCup QF    Aaron Muirhead

2018/2/11      Ayr United 1 - 6 Rangers          SCup R5    Alan Forrest

2018/1/31      Fraserburgh 0 - 3 Rangers       SCup R4

2017/8/9        Rangers 6 - 0 Dunfermline       LCup R2

2017/2/12      Rangers 2 - 1 Morton               SCup R5    Michael Tidser

2016/9/20      Rangers 5 - 0 QoS                   LCup QF

2016/8/9        Rangers 5 - 0 Peterhead          LCup R2

2016/7/25      Rangers 3 - 0 Stranraer           LCup GS

2016/7/22      E. Stirlingshire 0 - 3 Rangers    LCup GS

2016/7/19      Rangers 2 - 0 Annan                LCup GS

Ten most recent Scottish Cup matches between Fife clubs:

2019/1/19      Raith Rovers 3 - 0 Dunfermline

2005/1/18      Dunfermline 3 - 1 East Fife

2005/1/8        East Fife 0 - 0 Dunfermline

1990/2/27      Dunfermline 2 - 1 Cowdenbeath

1985/12/7      Dunfermline 2 - 0 Raith Rovers

1983/1/29      East Fife 1 - 0 Raith Rovers

1972/2/5        Raith Rovers 2 - 0 Dunfermline

1970/1/24      East Fife 1 - 0 Raith Rovers

1969/1/25      Raith Rovers 0 - 2 Dunfermline

1963/3/11      Cowdenbeath 2 - 3 Dunfermline

Historical matches:

April 3, 1915. Morton visited Partick Thistle and beat them 1 - 5.

April 3, 1993. Morton were home to Ayr United and won 1 - 0 on a goal by Douglas Johnstone.

SFL Division Three results, April 4, 1925:

Brechin City 0 - 1 Lochgelly United

Clackmannan 0 - 1 Nithsdale Wanderers

Dykehead 0 - 1 Queen of the South

Helensburgh 3 - 2 Leith Athletic

Mid Annandale 0 - 2 Solway Star

Royal Albert 2 - 1 Montrose

Source: Glasgow Herald, April 6, p. 5.

Seasons of Lochgelly United:

1896-97      1      1    0      0      2      1      +1      2      6th, CL

1897-98      7      1    1      5      9    24     -15      2      6th, CL

1902-03    24    12    8      4    52    30    +22    32     2nd, NL

1903-04    22      6    6    10    51    54       -3    18     9th, NL

1904-05    22      8    2    12    46    46        0    18    11th, NL

1905-06    21      5    5    11    25    49     -24    15    11th, NL

1906-07    26    14    5      7    52    33    +19    33     3rd, NL

1907-08    23    13    3      7    59    43    +16    29     2nd, NL

1908-09    18      8    3      7    29    26      +3    19      6th, NL

1909-10    15      6    2      7    28    38     -10    14    10th, CL

1910-11    22      6    5    11    38    49      -11    17      9th, CL

1911-12    18      5    3    10    19    36     -17    13     12th, CL

1912-13      2      1    0      1      5      6       -1      2      7th, NL

1913-14    25      6    7    12    32    50     -18    19    14th, CL

1914-15    26      9    3    14    43    60     -17    21    10th, SFL2

1915-16    21      7    4    10    24    36     -12    18     9th, EL

1916-17    13      2    0    11    10    35     -25      4    10th, EL

1919-20    18      6    4      8    23    32       -9    16      7th, EL

1920-21    34    11    6    17    39    71     -32    26    15th, CL

1921-22    38    11    9    18    46    54       -8    31    18th, SFL2

1922-23    38    16    5    17    41    64     -23    37    11th, SFL2

1923-24    38      4    4    30    21    86     -65    12    20th, SFL2

1924-25    30    15    4    11    59    41    +18    34      5th, SFL3

1925-26    29      9    9    11    58    63       -5    27      9th, SFL3

1926-27    24      8    3    13    40    75     -35    19    11th, SAN

The 1913-14 and 1920-21 seasons (in bold) were pretty miserable for Lochgelly United and pose the question, "Why was this bad team twice elected to the SFL?"

CL = Central League

NL = Northern League

SFL2 = Scottish Football League, Division Two

CL = Central League

SFL3 = Scottish Football League, Division Three

SAN = Scottish Alliance, North Section

(Extracted from SFHA tables.)

Lochgelly United versus Lochee United in the Northern League:

1903/1/1        Lochee United 2 - 2 Lochgelly United

1903/4/11      Lochgelly United 1 - 0 Lochee United

1903/9/12      Lochee United 1 - 1 Lochgelly United

1904/1/2        Lochgelly United 7 - 0 Lochee United

1904/11/26    Lochgelly United 3 - 1 Lochee United

1905/3/18      Lochee United 2 - 1 Lochgelly United

1906/1/13      Lochee United 0 - 3 Lochgelly United

1906/4/7        Lochgelly United 2 - 0 Lochee United

1906/12/8      Lochee United 0 - 0 Lochgelly United

1907/3/30      Lochgelly United 1 - 0 Lochee United

1907/9/28      Lochgelly United 3 - 1 Lochee United*

1907/12/28    Lochee United 3 - 2 Lochgelly United*

*or the reverse

(Source: SFHA.)

Tarai-Bune

In Sado you can take a ride in a tub-shaped one-oared fishing boat called a tarai-bune. Source.

Scottish Championship 2020-21

Building a Liner at Greenock, by Muirhead Bone. Source.

The 2020-21 Scottish Championship season begins today, seven months and ten days after the last one stopped. The member clubs are Alloa, Arbroath, Ayr United, Dunfermline, Dundee, Hearts, Inverness CT, Morton, Queen of the South and Raith Rovers. It's an assortment never seen before, mainly due to Hearts, who have only played in tier II once before in the four-division age.

The only other time Hearts played in the Championship was 2014-15, when Morton were in League One. Of this year's clubs only Queen of the South, Raith Rovers and Alloa were around to play Hearts that year. Hearts swept them all.

There's a severe scarcity of derbies in this year's Championship. Morton are without St Mirren, Ayr are without Kilmarnock, Dundee are without Dundee United, Inverness are without Ross County, Hearts have no Hibs, Alloa have no Stirling Albion, and Arbroath are without any other Forfarshire team. Only Dunfermline and Raith can indulge their local Fife rivalry. Queen of the South haven't had a local derby since Gretna went bust. Everyone will simply have to hate on Heart of Midlothian.

This will be Morton's first 27-game season, as 2019-20 was their first 28-game season. The most points a team can accumulate in 27 games is 81. And that's assuming all games get played. The 2020-21 schedule could very easily become Swiss cheese, with the final standings based on points per game.

Today's home-opener is Morton versus Alloa.

These clubs met three times last season. Morton took two wins and there was a 4 - 4 draw. Morton and Alloa had never played each other to a 4 - 4 result before. So don't say that new things don't happen.

Wasps who have played for Morton: Alan Trouten (2003-04), Andy Graham (2011-2012), Scott Taggart (2012-14), and Robert Thomson (2017-19). None of the Morton squad have played for Alloa.

Morton have seven players whose surname begins with Mc or Mac.

Morton's starting lineup is: [McAdams, Fjortoft, McLean, McGinty, Muirhead, Jacobs, McAlister, Salkeld, McPake, Nesbitt, Orsi.]

Compare last year: Ramsbottom, Tumilty, Van Schaik, Brian McLean, Grant, Jacobs, McAlister, Muirhead, Nesbitt, Cadden, Sutton.

Read The Two Point One's guide to the 2020-21 Scottish Championship.

The other Championship matches:

Hearts 6 - 2 Dundee* (last night)

Dundee were instrumental in preventing the league reconstruction that would have kept Hearts in the Premiership, so karma.

Ayr United [2 - 1] Queen of the South

These two have met 95 times before, with 39 wins each, plus 17 draws. QoS are without their coaching staff, who have gone into isolation.

Dunfermline [3 - 1] Inverness CT*

ICT won all three matches last season.

Raith Rovers [3 - 0] Arbroath

Their last meeting was in League One a year and a half ago.

[Morton win 1 - 0. Goal by Salkeld.]

When did the current Championship clubs most recently join the division, and did they come from above or below?

2020    Hearts (above)

2020    Raith Rovers (below)

2019    Dundee (above)

2019    Arbroath (below)

2018    Ayr United (below)

2018    Alloa (below)

2017    Inverness CT (above)

2016    Dunfermline (below)

2015    Morton (below)

2013    QoS (below)

In which divisions have the 2020-21 Championship clubs played since 1994?

Hearts               AAAAAA    AAAAAAAAAA    AAAABAAAAA    B

Dundee             BBBBAA    AAAAABBBBB    BBABAAAAAB    B

Inverness CT    DDDCCB    BBBBAAAAAB   AAAAAAABBB    B

Dunfermline      BBAAAB    AAAAAAABBB    BABCCCBBBB    B

Raith Rovers    BAABBB    BBCBBCCCCB    BBBBBBBCCC    B

Morton             CBBBBB    BCDCCCCBBB    BBBBCBBBBB    B

QoS                 CCCCCC    CCBBBBBBBB    BBCBBBBBBB    B

Ayr Utd            BCCBBB    BBBBCCCCCB    CBCCCCBCBB    B

Alloa                DDDDCC   BCBCCCCCCC    CDCBBBCCBB    B

Arbroath          DDDDCC    CBBCCDDDCC   DCCCDDDCCB   B

(A = tier I; B = tier II; etc.)

Which clubs have spent at least a dozen years in tier II since 1994, including 2020-21?

19            Morton

18            Falkirk

18            Queen of the South

17            Raith Rovers

14            St Mirren

14            Dundee

14            Ayr United

13            Partick Thistle

13            Dunfermline

12            Ross County

Sort the Championship clubs by points earned so far in the 2020-21 League Cup:

                        G    GD    Pts

Dunfermline     3      6      9

Hearts              3      4      9

Dundee            2      5      6

Ayr United        3      3      6

Arbroath           3      3      6

Alloa                 3      2      6

Morton              2      1      4

QoS                  3      0      4

Raith Rovers     2     -1      3

Inverness CT    2     -1      2 

Plenty of Nothing's objectives for Morton:

1)    Make the promotion playoffs, if they happen.

2)    Get at least a point off Hearts.

3)    Finish higher than Ayr United.

4)    Finish higher than Queen of the South.

5)    Have a positive goal difference.

6)    Get to a quarter-final.

7)    Beat St Mirren.

Prediction:

This season every story in the Scotsman about the Championship will be about Hearts.

Kilmarnock:

Livingston host Kilmarnock. These two have played 50 competitive matches up till now: Killie have 27 wins, Livi 14, with 9 draws. They played twice last season and each took a win.

Kilmarnock's best result against Livi in league play:

1991/4/10      Meadowbank Thistle 1 - 8 Kilmarnock

And worst:

2001/10/20    Kilmarnock 1 - 5 Livingston

[Livi 1 - 3 Killie.]

League One:

Cove Rangers begin their first League One season with a visit from East Fife whom they have never played before. Cove have also never played three other 2020-21 League One sides: Clyde, Dumbarton and Forfar. [Cove win 3 - 1.]

Other matches:

J2: Matsumoto Yamaga 2 - 2 Mito HollyHock (Oct 14)

Mito HollyHock [1 - 3] Albirex Niigata (tomorrow)

JFL: Iwaki FC [1 - 2] Sony Sendai (tomorrow)

Both teams have 13 points after 8 games, and both have a 0 gd.

K League: Pohang [4 - 0] Ulsan (tomorrow)

Faroes: B36 [2 - 0] TB

Allsvenskan: Djurgården [3 - 2] Malmö (Monday)

FC Haka 2 - 1 TPS (yesterday)

TPS [4 - 1] RoPS (Monday)

Ireland: UCD 5 - 1 Cabinteely (yesterday)

Iceland: ÍBV vs Fram (postponed)

3.Liga: 1.FC Saarbrücken [2 - 1] Unterhaching (tomorrow)

Swiss Challenge League: Winterthur 2 - 2 Schaffhausen (yesterday)

Luxembourg Cup, Second Round: Kehlen [0 - 2] Progres Niederkorn (tomorrow)

Lowland League: Bonnyrigg Rose [3 - 0] Gretna 2008

WoSFL: Largs Thistle vs Clydebank (postponed)

The 2020-21 SWF Championship South was to begin tomorrow but has been postponed due to second-wave Covid. Morton vs Stenhousemuir (postponed).

Other developments:

Club The Strongest have closed their facilities for the weekend because of the Bolivian election. Between them Covid and political upheaval have knocked big holes in the Bolivian football schedule, which normally has almost no close season.

Tuesday's League Cup match between Stranraer and Albion Rovers ended in a 14 - 15 shootout.

Morton Women so far:

             G     W    D     L       F      A       GD    Pts    Pos

2017    20    18    2      0    122      8    +114    56      1st, SWFL 2 West

2018    22      2    0    20      18    79      -61       6    11th, SWFL 1 South

2019    14    14    0      0    105      4    +101    42      1st, SWFL 2 W/SW

2020      3      2    0      1        9      4       +5       6      3rd, SWF Champ. South

Historical matches:

Oct 17, 1914. Morton travelled to Motherwell and played to a 1 - 1 draw.

Oct 17, 1992. Morton hosted Meadowbank Thistle and won 4 - 1. Johnstone, Mathie and Mahood scored, plus one own goal.

JFL 1999: Denso 3 - 2 Mito HollyHock

SFL Division Three results, October 18, 1924:

Vale of Leven 3 - 1 Royal Albert

Solway Star 2 - 1 Helensburgh

Galston 2 - 1 Queen of the South

Beith 1 - 3 Lochgelly United

Dumbarton Harp 3 - 1 Mid Annandale

1924-25 Scottish Qualifying Cup, Fourth Round:

Nithsdale Wanderers 1 - 0 Dykehead

Clackmannan 1 - 1 Peebles Rovers

Leith Athletic 3 - 3 Montrose

Source: Glasgow Herald, October 20, 1924, p. 14.

And finally, the 2020-21 Championship League Cup:

Last season I fabricated the Championship League Cup, a knockout cup tournament based on actual results from SPFL Championship league matches. You can read the rules here. Because of coronavirus, the final between Arbroath and Partick Thistle was not played. This season those two teams are not in the same division or Betfred Cup group, so an autumn final is unfortunately out of the question. Therefore the final result for the first Championship League Cup is:

2019-20        no winner

This season the Championship is only 27 games long, or three round robins, which means there can only be three cup rounds to this cup, not four like last year. This requires Round One to be a group stage. Round Two will be the semi-final, with the top two finishers from each group, and Round Three will be the final.

The pecking order will be based on the 2019-20 Championship table. There will be two groups. Group A will consist of the teams in positions 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9 of the 2019-20 table, and Group B will be made up of teams 2, 4, 6, 8 and 10. Hearts will take the place of Dundee United, and Raith Rovers will take the place of Partick Thistle. So, the groups are:

Group A: Hearts, Dundee, Arbroath, Morton, QoS.

Group B: ICT, Ayr United, Dunfermline, Alloa, Raith Rovers.

Every team will play every other team in its group once, and the results will be made up into a table for each group. There will be no need for special tie-breaking rules in this round, as draws are allowed. If two teams are tied in the standings at the end of this round, the usual SPFL Championship tiebreakers will apply. All these games take place from October and December. Like last year, if a match gets postponed until later than the next round match it sets up, and there isn't another match between those two clubs in the meantime, then the tournament must be abandoned on the grounds of absurdity. There are 20 games to play in the group stage, half of them in December, so weather- or Covid-related postponement could easily scuttle it.

Round Two will consist of two matches: A1 vs B2, B1 vs A2. Last season's tiebreaker rules will be applied if needed.

The final will occur some time between March and May.

Each Championship League Cup hatch will be marked with an asterisk. There are two today. (See above.)

Ólavsøka

Saint Olaf's Day is tomorrow, but the people of Tórshavn like to get things started the day before with a boat race. Source.

Empress of Ireland

On this date in 1914 the Empress of Ireland was struck by the SS Storstad off Rimouski and sank with a loss of 1,012 lives. Source.

Red Seal Ship

From 1592 till 1635 Japan sent armed merchant vessels to trade with the countries of south-east Asia. These vessels operated with the approval and protection of the shogunate, and are known by the official red-sealed permits they carried. Source.

The Barque Kilblain

The Barque Kilblain Becalmed Off the Cloch Lighthouse, by William Clark. Source. The Cloch Lighthouse also figures in this Clark painting and this one.

Developments:

Monday: The Lowland League declared its season finished and Kelty Hearts champion.

Tuesday: The new West of Scotland League officially launched with 67 clubs. The clubs are listed here.

Wednesday: Dundee FC voted in favour of the SPFL's proposal to end the 2019-20 Championship and Leagues One and Two. Dundee United, Raith Rovers and Cove Rangers gained promotion. Ann Budge of Hearts was put in charge of a SPFL taskforce on league restructuring.

Friday: the SPFL paid out £1.8m in year-end prize money to the 30 clubs of the Championship, League One and League Two. Budge struck a 15-member committee (including David Mackinnon for Morton), expecting to have a proposal ready within three weeks. Coincidentally the UK and Scottish governments extended the lockdown by three weeks.

Year-End Stats Wowzerooney:

First and last place teams week by week (3 of 3):

Week 25        Dundee United        Partick Thistle

Week 26        Dundee United        Partick Thistle

Week 27        Dundee United        Partick Thistle

Week 28        Dundee United        Partick Thistle

Mar 14           cancelled

Mar 21           cancelled

Mar 28           cancelled

Apr 4              cancelled

Apr 11            cancelled

Apr 18            cancelled

Apr 25            cancelled

May 2             cancelled

How did Morton fare against the other Championship clubs?

Alloa                      2 wins, 1 draw. 10 gf, 5 ga, +5 gd. 7 points.

Arbroath                2 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss. 4 gf, 3 ga, +1 gd. 7 points.

QoS                       1 win, 1 draw, 1 loss. 6 gf, 3 ga, +3 gd. 4 points.

Dundee                 1 win, 1 draw, 1 loss. 3 gf, 3 ga, 0 gd. 4 points.

Dunfermline          1 win, 1 draw, 1 loss. 5 gf, 6 ga, -1 gd. 4 points.

Partick Thistle       1 win, 2 losses. 5 gf, 6 ga, -1 gd. 3 points.

Ayr United             1 win, 2 losses. 6 gf, 8 ga, -2 gd. 3 points.

Inverness CT        1 win, 2 losses. 4 gf, 9 ga, -5 gd. 3 points.

Dundee United      1 draw, 2 losses. 2 gf, 9 ga, -7 gd. 1 point.

Big wins:

2019/7/16      Morton 6 - 1 Dumbarton        League Cup

2019/7/23      Annan 0 - 5 Morton               League Cup

2020/2/29      QoS 0 - 4 Morton                   league

Big losses:

2019/7/19      Motherwell 4 - 0 Morton        League Cup

2019/8/30      Inverness CT 5 - 0 Morton    league

2019/9/7        Inverness CT 3 - 1 Morton    Challenge Cup

2019/9/28      Dundee Utd 6 - 0 Morton      league

Did Morton meet Plenty of Nothing's objectives?

1) Play a Premiership club at Cappielow.    No.

2) Play a non-Scottish club.    No.

3) Make the promotion playoffs.    No.

4) Win the Challenge Cup.    No.

5) Score 50 goals in league play.    No.

6) Knock Falkirk out of any cup.    No.

7) Finish above Ayr United.    No.

8) Finish above Queen of the South.    Yes.

1907-08. Morton hosted Queen's Park and won 3 - 2.

1963-64. On April 13th Morton visited Dumbarton at Boghead and won 0 - 2. On April 18th they went to Central Park in Cowdenbeath and won 1 - 5.

SPFL Reserve League: Hamilton vs Morton (April 13) (no)

The Reserve League is done.

SWF Championship South: Morton vs Edinburgh Caledonia (no)

CPL: Pacific vs Wanderers (no)

The CPL clubs instituted 25% wage cuts this week.

Swiss Challenge League: Aarau vs Winterthur (no)

Grasshoppers Zurich has been sold to a Hong Kong group.

Bolivian league: The Strongest vs Santa Cruz (no)

In Japan the dates of the prefectural finals and the first round of the Emperor's Cup have been pushed back.

Which Scottish League clubs have finished with the most points each year this century?

2019-20        80        Celtic (Premiership) (as it stands)

2018-19        87        Celtic (Premiership)

2017-18        82        Celtic (Premiership)

2016-17      106        Celtic (Premiership)

2015-16        86        Celtic (Premiership)

2014-15        92        Celtic (Premiership)

2013-14      102        Rangers (League One)

2012-13        92        Queen of the South (2nd Division)

2011-12        93        Celtic (Premier League)

2010-11        93        Rangers (Premier League)

2009-10        87        Rangers (Premier League)

2008-09        86        Rangers (Premier League)

2007-08        89        Celtic (Premier League)

2006-07        84        Celtic (Premier League)

2005-06        91        Celtic (Premier League)

2004-05        98        Gretna (3rd Division)

2003-04        98        Celtic (Premier League)

2002-03        97        Rangers (Premier League)

2001-02      103        Celtic (Premier League)

2000-01        97        Celtic (Premier League)

Japan Football League 1999

There might not be any new soccer to report on this spring, so let's follow our guys Mito HollyHock through the 1999 season, which began this weekend 21 years ago.

In 1999 Mito HollyHock were members of the Japan Football League, which had just been downgraded from tier II to tier III through the creation of the J2 league. The 1998 JFL was made up of 16 teams, nine of which left to become the core of J2. The seven remaining JFL clubs were joined by two new teams, and the JFL played as a nine-team league in 1999. The JFL then as now was the top amateur league in Japan, though some clubs were effectively professional and just waiting for their turn to move up to the J League.

The nine clubs of the 1999 JFL were: Denso SC, Honda Motors, Jatco SC, Kokushikan University, Mito HollyHock, Otsuka Pharmaceuticals, Sony Sendai, Yokogawa Electric and Yokohama FC. The teams played each other three times for a total of 24 games each. The season ran from April to November.

1999/4/18      Sony Sendai 0 - 4 Mito HollyHock

Why did Mito HollyHock not join J2 in 1999? Probably because they finished in 14th place with only 23 points and a -32 goal difference in 1998, lower than any of the successful candidates.

(Your source for 1999 JFL scorelines is soccer-db.net.)

The Captain Molly Kool

Source. Molly Kool.

RRS Discovery

RRS Discovery, the ship of Scott's 1901-04 Antarctic expedition, was built in Dundee and is now on display on the Dundee waterfront. Source.

Morton visit Tannadice for a match against Dundee United. Morton are eighth in the division, Dundee United are first. The Tangerines have not lost a match since Oct 19th and are 17 points clear of second-place Inverness. United have outscored Morton 8 goals to 1 in their two meetings so far this season. Lawrence Shankland is the top scorer in the SPFL with 22 goals.

It might appear hopeless, but Morton have taken a win from Dundee United in each of the last three seasons.

Morton are 6 points out of third place and 4 points out of tenth place.

Stephen Welsh has been recalled to Celtic. Peter Grant has departed Morton for Queen's Park.

Michael Tidser has left Falkirk.

The other Championship matches:

Alloa 2 - 0 Arbroath (Jan 21)

Dunfermline (5th) 2 - 0 Dundee (4th) (last night)

Arbroath (7th) [2 - 1] Partick Thistle (9th)

Ayr United (3rd) [1 - 0] ICT (2nd)

QoS (6th) [2 - 3] Alloa (10th)

[Dundee United 1 - 1 Morton. Morton goal by Orsi.]

League One:

Airdrieonians (3rd) [0 - 0] Stranraer (10th)

Clyde (7th) [2 - 1] East Fife (4th)

Falkirk (2nd) [6 - 0] Forfar (9th)

Peterhead (8th) [1 - 0] Dumbarton (6th)

Raith Rovers (1st) [4 - 3] Montrose (5th)

Since 1994, which clubs have played the most seasons in tier III (the Second Division or League One)?

19        Forfar

18        Stranraer

17        Stenhousemuir

17        Brechin

15        East Fife

14        Alloa

13        Stirling Albion

13        Ayr United

12        Airdrieonians

12        Arbroath

When was Morton's last scoreless draw against each of the other 2019-20 Championship clubs?

2019/2/16      Morton 0 - 0 Ayr United

2019/1/26      Morton 0 - 0 Dunfermline

2016/11/19    Morton 0 - 0 Dundee United

2012/2/18      Partick Thistle 0 - 0 Morton

2009/1/17      Dundee 0 - 0 Morton

2008/9/13      Morton 0 - 0 Queen of the South

2006/3/18      Alloa 0 - 0 Morton

1967/4/22      Morton 0 - 0 Arbroath

never             Inverness CT

1907-08. Jan 25th was Round One of the Scottish Cup. Morton hosted Vale of Atholl from Perthshire and beat them 7 - 0.

1963-64. Celtic visited Cappielow for Round Two of the Scottish Cup and won 1 - 3.

Morton in the Glasgow and District Midweek League 1912-13:

1912/9/10      Morton 2 - 1 St Mirren (at Shawfield)

1912/11/5      Partick Thistle 2 - 0 Morton

1912/12/3      Third Lanark 3 - 2 Morton

1913/4/9        Morton 1 - 1 Kilmarnock

Every game took place in Glasgow. Each team was to meet each other team once. Morton's games against Clyde and Falkirk did not occur or have not been found. Source: Scottish Football Historical Archive.

Morton's record on Burns Day.

SPFL Reserve League: Morton 2 - 2 Hearts (Jan 20)

It's the Scottish Junior Cup, Round Five:

Auchinleck Talbot [2 - 1] Tayport

Broughty Athletic [2 - 1] St. Roch's

Hurlford United [5 - 1] Gartcairn

Kello Rovers [2 - 1] Irvine Meadow

Kirkintilloch Rob Roy [0 - 1] Neilston Juniors

Petershill [1 - 1] Darvel Juniors

Pollok [4 - 0] Fauldhouse United

Stoneywood-Parkvale FC [0 - 4] Beith Juniors

Swiss Challenge League: Kriens [0 - 0] Winterthur

2020 AFC Champions League East, preliminary round two (Jan 21):

Kedah (Malaysia) 5 - 1 Tai Po (Hong Kong)

Buriram United (Thailand) 2 - 1 Ho Chi Min City (Vietnam)

Port (Thailand) 0 - 1 Ceres-Negros

Melbourne Victory (New Zealand) 5 - 0 Bali United

2020 Copa Libertadores, First Stage, first leg (Jan 22):

San José (Bolivia) 0 - 1 Guaraní (Paraguay)

The Copa Libertadores is the top club cup in South America. 47 teams compete for a place in the FIFA Club World Cup. The tournament goes from January 'til November. There are four Bolivian clubs in it this year: San José, The Strongest, Jorge Wilstermann, and Bolívar. San José are the only Bolivian club in the first stage.

The División de Fútbol Profesional, Bolivia's top league, got off to a delayed start midweek, except for the match between San José and The Strongest, which was postponed due to the Copa Libertadores.

Tomorrow evening Real Santa Cruz host Club The Strongest. I'm going to follow The Strongest through 2020, but also write about the other clubs, and try to get a handle on Bolivian football and maybe Bolivia itself.

Real Santa Crux have just been promoted to the top division. They were previously in it from 1994 till 2001. They wear white. Their home stadium is the 14,000-seat Estadio Juan Carlos Durán Saucedo. Santa Cruz de la Sierra is the largest city in Bolivia.

[Real Santa Cruz 3 - 2 The Strongest.]

The Canadian Premier League has played only one season but it has already established itself as an organization that likes to get things done at the very last minute. The league placed a club into the 2019 Concacaf League without having a 2018 champion by running a short 10-game apertura last spring. Now they're working to put a club in Ottawa for the 2020 season, which (checks watch) begins in three months.

The split season might help them with that. They could play the Spring Season with seven teams, and admit Ottawa for the Fall Season, giving the new club a couple of extra months preparation time. A seven-team Apertura plus an eight-team Clausura would make for a 26-game season for the other seven teams, if everyone were to play everyone else an equal number of times, for which there is no guarantee in this league.

HFX Wanderers have signed Mateo Restrepo, captain of University of California Santa Barbra.

Football Stadium Prints started out a couple of years ago making original images of Scottish football grounds, including a really nice one of Cappielow with the Titan Crane behind it, and have now done the Wanderers Grounds, choosing quite an unexpected view of the main stand with Camp Hill Hospital in the background. You'd normally expect to be shown Citadel Hill.

The Canadian Premier League's 2019 Player of the Year Tristan Borges has been sold to Belgian club Oud-Heverlee Leuven for an undisclosed amount.

Valour FC have signed Fraser Aird.

Estonian clubs versus Slovenian clubs in UEFA competition:

2004/7/14      Flora Tallinn 2 - 4 ND Gorica          CL 1QR

2004/7/21      ND Gorica 3 - 1 Flora Tallinn          CL 1QR

2009/7/2        Narva Trans 0 - 3 Rudar Velenje    EL 1QR

2009/7/9        Rudar Velenje 3 - 1 Narva Trans    EL 1QR

The 2020 League of Ireland season is approaching. Our guys UCD were relegated from the Premier Division to the First Division at the end of the 2019 season, and Shelbourne were promoted. Limerick FC, who finished bottom of the First Division, are tottering on the verge of insolvency, and have been replaced in the 2020 schedule by Shamrock Rovers II. The other nine First Division clubs don't like it and been warned by the league that they'd just better show up for their games because or else.

The new structure of Scottish women's football is becoming clear. There will be a SWPL 1 with eight clubs, a SWPL 2 with ten clubs, and a third-tier SWF Championship of 26 clubs divided into two 13-team geographical sections called North and South. Morton will be in the Championship South. In 130 years the men's league has never had a 13-team division, not even by accident. [Update: Stenhousemuir have been moved into the South. The Championship South will have 14 clubs, the Championship North will have 12.]

Stromboli, Kathleen and Ardbeg

On December 31st, 1904, the steamers Stromboli and Kathleen collided in the shipping lane off Greenock. The sunken vessels became an instant hazard and before they could be removed the Ardbeg ran aground on them. Source.

Morton host Partick Thistle. Morton are eighth with 19 points, Partick ninth with 18. This is their third meeting of the season. Morton won the first match 3 - 2 at Cappielow and Partick won the second 2 - 1 at Firhill.

Morton are advertising for a new kit man.

The other Championship matches:

Dundee United (1st) 1 - 1 Dundee (4th) (last night)

Ayr United (3rd) [1 - 2] Queen of the South (6th)

Dunfermline (5th) [1 - 3] Alloa (10th)

Inverness CT (2nd) [0 - 1] Arbroath (7th)

[Morton 1 - 2 Partick. Morton goal by Jacobs.]

League One:

East Fife (2nd) [3 - 5] Raith Rovers (1st)

Airdrieonians (3rd) [1 - 1] Falkirk (4th)

Raith, East Fife and Airdrieonians each have 32 points, and Falkirk have 31.

Dumbarton (5th) [1 - 1] Stranraer (10th)

Forfar (9th) [2 - 3] Montrose (6th)

Peterhead (8th) [2 - 0] Clyde (7th)

1907-08: Morton were home to Aberdeen and won 2 - 0. Following this result Morton were in 12th place (out of 18) with 5 wins, 5 draws and 11 losses.

1963-64: Morton beat Stranraer 4 - 0 at Cappielow. Morton were first in Division Two with 20 wins, 0 draws and 0 losses, 87 goals for and 20 against. Can you believe it?!

Morton's Christmas Day matches.

SPFL Reserve League: Queen of the South vs Morton (Dec 23). [I think this is the match that was played Dec 9th.]

At midseason Brora Rangers lead the Highland League, and Kelty Hearts the Lowland. Bo'ness United are atop the East of Scotland League, and Threave Rovers the South of Scotland.

Update the chart showing Morton's plus and minus goal difference seasons, why don't you?

1890s                               --    --    --    --    +    --    +

1900s            0    --    --    --    --    --    --    --    --    --

1910s            --    0    --    +    +    +     +    +    +    +

1920s            +    +    --    --    --    --    --    --    +    --

1930s            --    --    --    +    +    +    +    --    --    +

1940s            +    +    +     +    +    +    +    +    --    +

1950s            --    --    +    +    --    +    +    --    --    --

1960s            --    +    +    +     0    --    +    +    --    0

1970s            0    --    --    --    --    --    +    +    --    +

1980s            --    --    --    +    --    --    +    --    0    --

1990s            --    +    +    --    +    +     +    --    +    --

2000s            --    --    +    +    +    +     +    --    0    --

2010s            --    --    +    --    +    --    +    +    --   [--]

An earlier version of this was posted April 8, 2017.

Morton's high points of the decade:

2013/7/20        St Mirren 2 - 4 Morton       Renfrewshire Cup final

Morton's only Renfrewshire Cup of the decade.

2013/9/24        Celtic 0 - 1 Morton            League Cup R3

Giantkillers.

2015/5/2          Morton 3 - 1 Peterhead     league

Promotion.

2015/12/12      Rangers 2 - 2 Morton        league

Morton's first point off Rangers since 1988.

2016/11/1        Morton 3 - 1 St Mirren

Morton's first league win against the Skunks since 1999.

2018/11/3        Morton 5 - 1 Partick           league

Morton's biggest win against the Jags since 1990.

Morton's low points of the decade:

2014/5/3          Hamilton 10 - 2 Morton      league

Worst result since 1933. Commenters in the Pie and Bovril forums now refer to Morton as Morten.

2014/11/29      Spartans 2 - 1 Morton        Scottish Cup R4

The Spartans play in the Lowland League.

How many matches did each opponent play against Morton this decade?

34        (31 + 3)      Queen of the South

33        (32 + 1)      Falkirk

29        (28 + 1)      Dunfermline

27        (26 + 1)      Raith Rovers

26        (20 + 6)      Dumbarton

23        (21 + 2)      Partick Thistle

22        (21 + 1)      Ayr United

22        (20 + 2)      Livingston

17        (14 + 1 + 2)    Dundee United

16        (15 + 1)      Dundee

16        (14 + 2)      Alloa Athletic

15        (14 + 1)      Ross County

15        (12 + 3)      Inverness CT

14        (12 + 2)      Hamilton

14        (10 + 4)      new Airdrieonians

13        (12 + 1)      St Mirren

12        (12 + 0)      Cowdenbeath

  9        (8 + 1)        Hibs

  8        (8 + 0)        Brechin

  8        (8 + 0)        Stirling Albion

  6        (4 + 2)        Peterhead

  6        (4 + 2)        Stranraer

  6        (0 + 6)        Albion Rovers

  5        (4 + 1)        Forfar

  5        (4 + 1)        Rangers

  5        (4 + 1)        Stenhousemuir

  4        (0 + 4)        Celtic

  4        (0 + 4)        Berwick

  4        (0 + 4)        Annan Athletic

  4        (0 + 4)        Motherwell

  3        (0 + 3)        St Johnstone

  2        (2 + 0)        Arbroath

  2        (0 + 2)        Aberdeen

  2        (0 + 2)        East Fife

  2        (0 + 2)        Queen's Park

  2        (0 + 2)        Spartans

  2        (0 + 2)        Turriff United

  2        (0 + 2)        Brora Rangers

  1        (0 + 1)        Clyde

  1        (0 + 1)        Beith

  1        (0 + 1)        East Stirlingshire

  1        (0 + 1)        Edinburgh City

  1        (0 + 1)        Elgin City

  1        (0 + 1)        Kilmarnock

  1        (0 + 1)        Montrose

(All league + cup + playoff games from 1 Jan 2010 to 31 Dec 2019.)

HFX Wanderers' assistant coach Derek King has been appointed to the Trinidad and Tobago national team. Wanderers have signed goalkeeper Yann-Alexandre Fillion, who will be loaned to Ekenäs IF of the Finnish tier-II Ykkönen.

The political crisis in Bolivia caused the soccer league there to lose a month of fixtures from mid-October to mid-November. The teams have been playing two matches per week to get the 2019 Clausura done before the 2020 Apertura begins. Today is the last day of the revised schedule.

It has just sunk in on me that clavicle sponsor is a thing. See, there's room for an ad just above the club crest and kit-maker's logo on the front of the jersey. The J League is onto it.